How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf?
| Cannibal jokes
How did the cannibal turn over a new leaf? He became a vegetarian.
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Interns think of God, residents pray
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Interns think of God, residents pray to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God.
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Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat
| Birthday jokes
Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake. "Next time, take off the candles."
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What happened when a man fell in love
| Teeth jokes
What happened when a man fell in love with a grand piano? He said, "Darling, you've got lovely teeth."
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What does a monster do when he loses his head?
| Monster jokes
What does a monster do when he loses his head? He calls a head hunter.
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I’ve been shopping for my wife’s birthday present. What did you get her? A bottle of expensive toilet water. It cost 20. 20! Why didn’t you come to my house – you could have had some of ours for free!