Doctor, doctor,

Why does the new Polish Navy have

| Ethnic jokes

Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats? So they can see the old Polish Navy!

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Where do you find monster snails?

| Monster jokes

Where do you find monster snails? On the end of monsters fingers.

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How can a can you double your money?

| Money jokes

How can a can you double your money? By folding it in half.

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Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he

| Insect jokes

Q: What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? A: "Dead ant, Dead Ant ... Dead ant, Dead Ant .. Dead Ant" (to the tune of Pink Panther theme).

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On a flight

| Aviation jokes

On a flight with EasyJet back in 1997 the pilot made what can only be describes as an extremely heavy landing at Luton. It was very early in the morning and a number of passenger around me looked quite alarmed as, apart from the noise, a number of overhead lockers dropped open and several it

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Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me I’m ugly! Lay on the couch, face down.