Two aliens landed
| Space jokes
Two aliens landed in the remote countryside and went walking from the flying saucer along a narrow lane. The first thing they saw was a red pillar box. `Take us to your leader,' said the first alien. `Don't waste time talking to him. Can't you see he's only a child?' said the second alien.
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What do you put in a www.ashing
| Internet jokes
What do you put in a www.ashing machine? Net curtains!
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What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn?
| Baby jokes
What did Baby Corn say to Mother Corn? Where's Pop Corn?
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The chief of staff of the US Air
| Military jokes
The chief of staff of the US Air Force decided that he would personally intervene in the recruiting crisis affecting all of our armed services. He directed a nearby Air Force base that will be opened and that all eligible young men and women be invited. As he and his staff were standing near a b
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Where do you find a birthday
| Birthday jokes
Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? In a cat-alogue!
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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, “Hey, sarge, why did you stop?” The sarge replied, “He’s in Georgia now. They’re an hour ahead of us, so we’ll never catch him.”