Which goal keeper can jump higher than a

What do they serve at birthday

| Birthday jokes

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!

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I was in a very generous mood today, a

| Marriage jokes

I was in a very generous mood today, a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'. "

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Which dog eats with its tail?

| Dog jokes

Which dog eats with its tail? All dogs keep their tails on when eating.

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Two attorneys went into a

| Waiter jokes

Two attorneys went into a diner and ordered two drinks. Then they produced sandwiches from their briefcases and started to eat. The waiter became quite concerned and marched over and told them, "You can't eat your own sandwiches in here!" The attorneys looked at each other, shrugged their sh

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I use the internet

| Internet jokes

I use the internet to tell me what the weather's like. How do you do that? I carry my laptop outside and if it gets wet, I know it's raining!

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Which goal keeper can jump higher than a crossbar? All of them, a crossbar can’t jump!