A friend
| Divorce jokes
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
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What should you call a polite, friendly, kind,
| Monster jokes
What should you call a polite, friendly, kind, good looking monster? A failure.
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Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor?
| Rabbit jokes
Why do rabbits go to the beauty parlor? For hare care.
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Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give
| Dentist jokes
Dentist to parsimonious patient "No, we give no discount for empty spaces when cleaning and polishing teeth Mrs. Borde!"
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What is the pig’s favorite musical instrument? The piggalo (piccalo).