What’s a cow’s favourite love

A man arrived at a seaside hotel

| Travel and tourist jokes

A man arrived at a seaside hotel where he had made a reservation rather late at night. All the lights were out, so he knocked on the door. After a long time a light appeared in an upstairs window and a woman called out, "Who are you? What do you want?" "I'm staying here!" "Stay there, then,"

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George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac

| Journalist jokes

George W. Bush is seen crossing the Potomac river on foot. The Washington Post : "President Bush crosses the Potomac River". The Washington Time : "Bush's conservative approach saves taxpayers a boat". Mother Jones : "Bush can't swim".

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What "bus" crossed

| Bus jokes

What "bus" crossed the ocean? Columbus.

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Scorcher Murphy was selling his

| Ethnic jokes

Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a sales blurb for the house that made wonderful reading. After Murphy read it, he turned to the agent and asked, "Have I got all ye say there?" The agent said, "Certainly ye have...Why d'ye ask?" Re

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A person is in the hospital and asked his

| Lawyer jokes

A person is in the hospital and asked his doctor how much time does he have left to live. The doctor did not want to lie so he told him that he wouldn't make it through the night. So the person calls for his lawyer and asks him to come and sit by his bed. Right before the person dies, the

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What’s a cow’s favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.