Redmond,
| Computer jokes
Redmond, WA --Microsoft announced today that the official release date for the new operating system "Windows 2000" will be delayed until the second quarter of 1901.
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Did you hear about the man who
| Horse jokes
Did you hear about the man who received a tip on a horse called Cigarette? He didn't have enough money tabaccer!
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When not in stores, Republicans shop from a
| Political jokes
When not in stores, Republicans shop from a catalog. Democrats watch for "incredible TV offers" on late night television.
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What did the baby owl's parents say when he
| Bird jokes
What did the baby owl's parents say when he wanted to go to a party? You're not owld enough.
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Why are monsters huge and hairy and
| Monster jokes
Why are monsters huge and hairy and ugly?- Because if they were small and round and smooth they'd be M&M's
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The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” she barked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”