I want to become a politician when I grow up
| Political jokes
I want to become a politician when I grow up so I've made a list of skills I want to aquire, but I've only come up with one: Lying.
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Why are black cats such good singers?
| Cat jokes
Why are black cats such good singers? They're very mewsical.
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What did the big cracker
| Christmas jokes
What did the big cracker say to the little cracker ? My pop is bigger than yours !
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Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't
| Salesmen jokes
Insurance agent to would-be client: "Don't let me frighten you into a hasty decision. Sleep on it tonite. If you wake in the morning, give me a call then and let me know.
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What do internet football fans sing?
| Internet jokes
What do internet football fans sing? E we go E we go, E we go!
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I was in a very generous mood today, a woman says to her friend. “I gave a poor beggar $25.” “Thats a lot of money to give away,” says her friend. “What did your husband say?” “He said, ‘Thank you’. “