What's a toads favourite sweet ?
| Frog jokes
What's a toads favourite sweet ? Lollihops !
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Howard County Police officers still
| Farmer jokes
Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. "Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you
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One day a wife complained, "This wall clock
| Humor jokes
One day a wife complained, "This wall clock almost killed my mother today. It fell only seconds after she got up from the couch." The husband grunted and replied, "The darn clock always was slow."
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Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
| Police jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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How do hens encourage their football teams ? They egg them on !