A man brings his
| Marriage jokes
A man brings his wife a glass of water and two aspirins. She looks surprised and says, I don't have a headache!" He says, "Aha!"
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Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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If olive oil comes from
| Answer me this jokes
If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
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Mortal: What is a million years like to you?
| Religious jokes
Mortal: What is a million years like to you? God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you? God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny? God: Just a second.
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
| History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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Cop: Why didn’t you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying “Good morning, Mr. Mayor.” Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.