An airforce officer
| Military jokes
An airforce officer goes to heaven and at the gate St Peter asks him if he has ever done anything in his life that he believes makes him worthy of attmittance to heaven. The officer flyboy replies; yes, I once went into a bar with four of my pilot friends and saw two seabees harrassing a you
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My teacher
| History jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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What can Santa give away and still keep?
| Christmas jokes
What can Santa give away and still keep? A cold.
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What's a skunk's favourite game
| Various animal jokes
What's a skunk's favourite game in school? Show and smell!
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Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he
| Police jokes
Five year old Little Johnny was lost, so he went up to a policeman and said, "I've lost my dad!" The policeman said, "What's he like?" Little Johnny replied, "Beer and women!"
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Howard County Police officers still write their reports by hand, and the data is entered later by a computer tech into their database. One theft report stated that a farmer had lost 2,025 pigs. Thinking that to be an error, the tech called the farmer directly. “Is it true Mr. (Smith) that you lost 2,025 pigs?” she asked. “Yeth.” lisped the farmer. Being a Howard County girl herself, the tech entered: “Subject lost 2 sows and 25 pigs.”