A big fat housewife is on her hands and
| Dirty jokes
A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, "Come here quick, Charlie! I'm paralyzed! I can't get up!" He comes in, takes a look, and says, "Stand up, you silly old bat. You're kneeling on one of your tits."
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What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years
| History jokes
What did Napoleon become when he was 41 years old ? A year older on his birthday !
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Why did the piglets get in trouble in their
| Pig jokes
Why did the piglets get in trouble in their stained glass class? They stained it with mud.
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Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, I feel like a pack of cards. I'll deal with you later.
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Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !
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What did the cowboy maggot say when he went into the saloon bar? Gimme a slug of whiskey.