A big fat housewife is on her hands and

Why does the monster act wild

| Birthday jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday? He's trying to age disgracefully!

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Which dance will a chicken not do ?

| Dance jokes

Which dance will a chicken not do ? The foxtrot !

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A young man asked an old rich

| Business jokes

A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money. The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth of the Great Depression. I was down to my last nickel. "I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent the entire day polishing the apple and, at

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What insect lives on nothing?

| Insect jokes

What insect lives on nothing? A moth, because it eats holes.

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What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"?

| Cow jokes

What has four legs and goes, "Oom! Oom!"? A cow walking backwards!

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A big fat housewife is on her hands and knees, scrubbing the kitchen floor, when she suddenly yells to her husband, “Come here quick, Charlie! I’m paralyzed! I can’t get up!” He comes in, takes a look, and says, “Stand up, you silly old bat. You’re kneeling on one of your tits.”