Teacher, I can’t solve this problem.

Policeman: Why were you

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Why were you asleep at the wheel? Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

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What do you do if your computer hums?

| Computer jokes

What do you do if your computer hums? Tell it to change its socsks!

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A frog goes into

| Business jokes

A frog goes into the bank and asks the teller for a loan. The teller tells the frog to see Mr. Paddywack, the loan officer. Mr. Paddywack looks at the frog and says, "What do you have for collateral?" The frog pulls out of his pocket a solid silver elephant. Mr. Paddywack looks at the elepha

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Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children,

| Travel and tourist jokes

Mrs Jones: Now, remember, children, travel is very good for you. It broadens the mind. Betty, muttering: If you're anything to go by, that's not all it broadens!

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A husband and wife were driving down a country

| Farmer jokes

A husband and wife were driving down a country lane on their way to visit some friends. They came to a muddy patch in the road and the car became bogged. After a few minutes of trying to get the car out by themselves, they saw a young farmer coming down the lane, driving some oxen before him.

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Teacher, I can’t solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can’t do it then, I’m nearly ten!