When I asked my boss for a salary rise
| Business jokes
When I asked my boss for a salary rise because I was doing the work of three men he said he couldn't increase my pay, but if I told him the names of the three men he'd fire them.
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What is old and ugly and can see just as well
| Witch jokes
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
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What do you call an alien
| Idiot and fool jokes
What do you call an alien starship that drips water? A crying saucer.
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Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth,
| Dentist jokes
Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes. Patient: And how much will it cost? Dentist: It's $90.00. Patient: $90.00 for just a few minutes work??? Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like.
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Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play
| Music jokes
Q: How do you get a clarinet player to play louder? A: You can't!
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What has four legs and goes, “Oom! Oom!”? A cow walking backwards!