Son: How much does it cost to get married,
| Marriage jokes
Son: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? Father: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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My First Public War
| Vietnamese
During the Vietnam War, a hillbilly soldier shot about a dozen of the enemy during his first battle. The Sergeant said, ""How'd you learn to shoot like that ? Have you ever been in combat before?"" ""Well suh,"" drawled the boy, ""To be honest, this is my first public war.""
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What's a rabbits' favorite TV show?
| Rabbit jokes
What's a rabbits' favorite TV show? Hoppy Days.
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Q: How does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q: How does a blonde high-5? A: She smacks herself in the forehead.
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Camper: Is it easy to milk
| Farmer jokes
Camper: Is it easy to milk a cow? Farmer: Sure it is. Any jerk can do it.
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Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world