Why don’t lobsters share?

Did you hear about the household appliance

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Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It's the VCRdvard'

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

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Where does a snowman put his birthday candles? On his birthday flake!

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Is lunch the favorite

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Is lunch the favorite subject of piglets? No, it's theatre. They love to ham It up and hog all the attention.

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A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her

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A girl walked over to her neighbor's for her morning chat session. When she got there, her neighbor remarked how tired she looked. "Yeah" she said, "I didn't sleep well last night, I had this really strange dream." "Do tell" said her neighbor, pouring the coffee. "Well, I dreamed I woke up and

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Teacher: What's the definition of a

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Teacher: What's the definition of a Polygamist? Pupil: A parrot with more than one wife!

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Why don’t lobsters share? They’re shellfish.