Fred came home from his first day at school.

The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought

| Computer jokes

The programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball." "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"

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Q: How many fire safety

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to

| Ethnic jokes

Only in America do we chain $2.00 ink pens to the counter but leave our $58,000 cars out in the driveway.

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How do you prepare a Gorilla

| Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Did you hear about the dumb father who

| Idiot and fool jokes

Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?'

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Fred came home from his first day at school. “Nothing exciting happened”, he told his mother, “Except the teacher didn’t know how to spell cat so I told her”