Q: How many fire safety

Where do ants go to eat ?

| Ant jokes

Where do ants go to eat ? At a restaurant !

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Q: what's a biologists definition of a

| Biologist jokes

Q: what's a biologists definition of a graph A: an animal with a long neck

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American businessman was at a pier in a

| Business jokes

American businessman was at a pier in a small coastal Mexican village when a small boat with just one fisherman docked. Inside the small boat were several large yellow-fin tuna. The American complimented the Mexican on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The Mexican

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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet

| Insect jokes

Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !

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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a

| Car and train jokes

Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I'm in a car pool.

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Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One — but it’s an 8 hour minimum.