How do you get around fast on the bottom of

First Caribou: What do

| Insect jokes

First Caribou: What do you call a bee that can't make up his mind? Second Caribou: A maybee.

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A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down

| Old age jokes

A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ordered one meal, and an extra drink cup. As he watched, the gentleman carefully divided the hamburger in half, then counted out the fries, one for him, one for her, until each had half of them. The

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At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use

| Blonde jokes

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant's weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone an

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A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who

| Police jokes

A policeman was interrogating 3 blondes who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first blonde a picture for 5 second and then hides it. "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?" The first blonde answers, "That's easy, w

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They're not going to grow bananas any

| Banana jokes

They're not going to grow bananas any longer. Really? Why not? Because they're long enough already.

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How do you get around fast on the bottom of the sea? Skates!