How do you make a Gorilla float?

What is a vampire's

| Vampire jokes

What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !

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Another flight

| Aviation jokes

Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."

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Policeman: Are you going

| Car and train jokes

Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.

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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!

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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a

| Rabbit jokes

Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.

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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!