What is a vampire's
| Vampire jokes
What is a vampire's favourite soup ? Scream of mushroom !
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Another flight
| Aviation jokes
Another flight Attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
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Policeman: Are you going
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Are you going to a fire? Motorist: No, I'm trying to prevent one. That's what my boss said would happen if I were late again.
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Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, doctor my baby's swallowed a bullet Well don't point him at anyone until I get there!
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Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a
| Rabbit jokes
Did you hear about the rabbit who got a job in a watch factory? Alike did was stand around making faces.
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How do you make a Gorilla float? Two scoops of ice cream, some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!