Doctor, doctor, my
| Baby jokes
Doctor, doctor, my baby's swallowed a watch! Give it some Epsom Salts: that should help it pass the time.
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled "Church Preference" he filled in: Red brick.
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During training exercises, the lieutenant who
| Military jokes
During training exercises, the lieutenant who was driving down a muddy back road encountered another car stuck in the mud with a red-faced colonel at the wheel. "Your jeep stuck, sir?" asked the lieutenant as he pulled alongside "Nope," replied the colonel, coming over and handing him the ke
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What is a jockey's motto?
| Horse jokes
What is a jockey's motto? Put your money where your mount is!
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Waiter, there is a
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Sorry sir, maybe I've forgotten it when I removed the other three.
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Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet ? He wanted to see the floor show !