Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?
| Christmas jokes
Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !
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SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING
| Military jokes
SIX PHASES OF THE MONTH IN NAVY RECRUITING 1. ENTHUSIASM 2. DISILUSIONMENT 3. PANIC 4. SEARCH FOR THE GUILTY 5. PUNISHMENT OF THE INNOCENT 6. PRAISE AND HONORS FOR THE NON-PARTICIPANTS'
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Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large
| Accountant jokes
Mr Evans was the Chief Accountant of a large manufacturing concern. Every day, on arriving at work, he would unlock the top drawer of his desk, peer at something inside, then close and lock the drawer. He had done this for 25 years. The entire staff was intrigued but no-one was game to ask h
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What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater
| Dog jokes
What do you call a dog in jeans and a sweater ? A plain clothes police dog !
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Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a
| Music jokes
Q: Why does a viola burn longer than a violin? A: It is usually still in the case.
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What’s big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !