Who is the greatest painter of this century?
| Pig jokes
Who is the greatest painter of this century? Pigcasso!
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Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the
| Business jokes
Boss: "I've decided to use humor in the office. Experts say humor eases tension, which is important in times when the work force is being trimmed. "Knock knock." Employee: "Who's there?" Boss: "Not you anymore."
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Q: How many Camera Assistants does it
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
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Why did the cow
| Cow jokes
Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!
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A local policeman had just finished his shift
| Police jokes
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it. Oh yes dear, what happened ? I came across two guys down by the canal, one
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How many ducks would there be, if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks, two ducks between two ducks, and two ducks behind two ducks? Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.