Policeman: Didn't you hear me
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Didn't you hear me whistle at you? Woman Driver: Sure, but I don't flirt when I drive.
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How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You
| Humor jokes
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon
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How do snails get their shells all
| Various animal jokes
How do snails get their shells all shiny? They use snail polish.
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A man sobering up from the night before is
| Religious jokes
A man sobering up from the night before is sitting through the Sunday sermon, finding it long and boring. Still feeling hung over and tired, he finally nods off. The priest has been watching him all along, noticing his apparent hangover and is disgusted. At the end of the sermon, the preacher
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How are men like noodles?
| Men jokes
How are men like noodles? They are always in hot water, they lack taste and they need dough.
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Why did the cow jump over the moon? To get to the Milky Way!