Why don't other bugs like earwigs ?
| Insect jokes
Why don't other bugs like earwigs ? Because they are always earwigging their conversations !
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What food is good for the brain?
| Food jokes
What food is good for the brain? Noodle soup.
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How do you stop a rooser crowing
| Bird jokes
How do you stop a rooser crowing on Sunday ? Eat him on Saturday !
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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What two members of the cow family go everywhere
| Cow jokes
What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you? Your calves!
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Why do University of Arkansas graduates tape their diplomas to the windshields of their cars? So they can park in handicapped spaces.