Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the

| Marriage jokes

A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"

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How do you drive an accountant completely

| Accountant jokes

How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.

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What is the difference between a thief and a

| Criminal jokes

What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.

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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.

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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.

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Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.