A woman and her lover are on the bed in the
| Marriage jokes
A woman and her lover are on the bed in the woman's home, when all of a sudden, they hear the front door open and close. "Oh, no, it's my husband!" The man says, "Where's your back door?" "We don't have a back door" says the woman. The man then asks, "Well, where do you want a back door?"
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How do you drive an accountant completely
| Accountant jokes
How do you drive an accountant completely insane? Tie him to a chair, stand in front of him and fold up a road map the wrong way.
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What is the difference between a thief and a
| Criminal jokes
What is the difference between a thief and a church bell? One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You're too tents.
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Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star Wars.
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Q: Why is Bill Clinton’s economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn’t got a prayer.