How many firemen does it take
| Firefighter jokes
How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb? Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.
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At a family gathering, husband began teasing his
| Women jokes
At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"
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Little Billy's Story
| Vietnamese
One day at the end of class little Billy's teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story. The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteer to tell a story. Suzy said, ""Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell t
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Patient: Doctor, you
| Salesmen jokes
Patient: Doctor, you have to help me stop talking to myself. Doctor: Why is that? Patient: I'm a salesman and I keep selling myself things I don't want.
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There's this guy who had been lost and
| Religious jokes
There's this guy who had been lost and walking in the desert for about 2 weeks. One hot day, he sees the home of a missionary. Tired and weak, he crawls up to the house and collapses on the doorstep. The missionary finds him and nurses him back to health. Feeling better, the man asks the missi
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A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.