What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ?
| Dog jokes
What do you call a nutty dog in Australia ? A dingo-ling !
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What fish only swims at night ?
| Fishing jokes
What fish only swims at night ? A starfish !
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An Irish priest loved to fly
| Fishing jokes
An Irish priest loved to fly fish, it was an obsession of his. So far this year the weather had been so bad that he hadn't had a chance to get his beloved wadders on and his favourite flies out of their box Strangly though, every Sunday the weather had been good, but of course Sunday is the
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A family of ducks were
| Baby jokes
A family of ducks were walking down the road when an 18-wheeler ran over all but 1 baby. Farther down the road a family of skunks were walking the other way when the same 18-wheeler ran over all but one baby. The duck and the skunk finally met each other and the duck said, "Excuse me, my mom
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What do you call a cow that doesn't give
| Cow jokes
What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk? A milk dud!
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A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the driver’s license, the driver argued, “Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me.”