Fred: Have you noticed that your
| Birthday jokes
Fred: Have you noticed that your mother smells a bit funny these days? Harry: No. Why? Fred: Well, your sister told me she was giving her a bottle of toilet water for her birthday.
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A man walks into a friend and sees that his
| Lawyer jokes
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friend's car is total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches, dirt and blood. He asks his friend, "What's happened to your car?" "Well," the friend responses, "I ran into a lawyer". "OK," says the man, "that explains the blood... But what abo
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Did you hear about the dentist who planted a
| Dentist jokes
Did you hear about the dentist who planted a garden?... A month later he was picking his teeth
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Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike
| Cannibal jokes
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
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QUESTION: How long does a United States
| Political jokes
QUESTION: How long does a United States Congressman serve? ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters? With love and hisses.