Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ?

A technician advised his customer to put his

| Computer jokes

A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.

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Doctor: Did you know

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body? Larry: Shhh, doctor! There are three dogs outside in the waiting room!

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What do you call a snake that is trying to

| Snake jokes

What do you call a snake that is trying to become a bird ? A feather boa !sna

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What have I got in

| Bus jokes

What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!

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One behaviorist to another after

| Mental health jokes

One behaviorist to another after lovemaking: "Darling, that was wonderful for you. How was it for me?"

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Mum, Can I have a dog for Christmas ? No you can have turkey like everyone else !