A draftee went in for his physical wearing a
| Military jokes
A draftee went in for his physical wearing a truss and with a little convincing acting got his papers marked M.E. for Medically Exempt. Afterward a friend borrowed the truss to wear for his physical. At the end of the examination the doctor stamped M.E. on his papers. "Does that mean I'm me
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Which weather features do druggies like
| Weather jokes
Which weather features do druggies like most? Highs
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Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful
| Blonde jokes
Postcard from a blonde: Having a wonderful time. Where am I?
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A man was in court charged with
| Car and train jokes
A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his defense. "They shouldn't put up such misleading notices," said the man. "It said FINE FOR PARKING HERE."
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How many fishermen does it take to change a
| Fishing jokes
How many fishermen does it take to change a light bulb? One, but you should have seen the bulb, it must have been THIS big.
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