Which ghost sailed the seven seas
| Various animal jokes
Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.
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Why, if the best things in
| Answer me this jokes
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
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Policeman: Why were
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
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A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He
| Doctor and nurse jokes
A pipe burst in a doctor's house. He called a plumber. The plumber arrived, unpacked his tools, did mysterious plumber-type things for a while, and handed the doctor a bill for $600. The doctor exclaimed, "This is ridiculous! I don't even make that much as a doctor!." The plumber quietly ans
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The ninety-year-old man was in for
| Doctor and nurse jokes
The ninety-year-old man was in for his checkup when the nurse practitioner learned he was about to marry an eighteen year old girl. "Now, Mr. Jenkins," the nurse practitioner warned, "you should know that when a man your age marries an eighteen-year-old girl, somebody could get hurt." The old ma
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Q: What is a Budget? A: An orderly system for living beyond your means.