William: May I have some
| Money jokes
William: May I have some money for the man crying outside ? Mum: What crying man ? William: The one that's crying, 'Ice cream! Ice Cream !
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Yo mama so fat when she gets on the
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
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Why can't an elephant ride a
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.
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A farmer
| Farmer jokes
A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand. `You'll need to be fit,' said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?' 'No, sir,' replied the young man proudly. `But you're on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer. `Oh, the
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Why did the young witch have
| Letter jokes
Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters? She had never learned to spell properly.
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Which England player keeps up the fuel supply? Paul gas coin!