If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
| Money jokes
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
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If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood
| Clinton jokes
If Ted Kennedy, Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton all had a spelling contest, which one would win? Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that harass is one word.
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Why are spiders good swimmers ?
| Insect jokes
Why are spiders good swimmers ? They have webbed feet !
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Sign at restaurant reads:
| Restaurant jokes
Sign at restaurant reads: Eat here diet home'
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What happened when the chef found a daddy long
| Insect jokes
What happened when the chef found a daddy long legs in the salad ? It became a daddy short legs !
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What do you call a group of cars ? A clutch !