If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

| Criminal jokes

What kind of robbery is not dangerous? A safe robbery.

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Doctor: "Good news you passed your

| Doctor and nurse jokes

Doctor: "Good news you passed your hearing test!" Patient: "HUH"

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Three New Zealanders and three

| Travel and tourist jokes

Three New Zealanders and three Aussies are travelling by train to a cricket match at the World Cup in England. At the station, the three Aussies each buy a ticket and watch as the three New Zealanders buy just one ticket between them. "How are the three of you going to travel on only one tick

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Teller: Why did the blonde

| Blonde jokes

Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don't know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?

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What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog

| Bed jokes

What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.

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If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).