Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you
| Police jokes
Cop: Why didn't you stop when I shouted at you back there? Motorist: I thought you were saying "Good morning, Mr. Mayor." Cop: Right. I wanted to warn you about going too fast through the next town.
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Seems there was a
| Military jokes
Seems there was a young soldier, who, just before battle, told his sergeant that he didn't have a rifle. "That's no problem, son," said the sergeant. "Here, take this broom. Just point it at the Germans, and go 'Bangety Bang Bang'." "But what about a bayonet, Sarge?" asked the young (and gu
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What has four legs, a tail,
| Dead and dying jokes
What has four legs, a tail, whiskers and flies? A dead cat.
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Is there a mouse in the house ?
| Mouse jokes
Is there a mouse in the house ? No, but there's a moose on the loose !
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What did the great Ape
| Gorilla jokes
What did the great Ape shout to the pilots who tried to shoot him off the skyscraper? Listen, hotshots, don't monkey around with me!
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What’s the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do? Go into town and gang-audit someone.