Sam was on his death bed, and his wife
| Dead and dying jokes
Sam was on his death bed, and his wife and children were gathered around him. Suddenly the aroma of chopped liver filled the room. Sam perked up a bit and said to his wife, "That's it, one last time before I die I must have some of your delicious chopped liver." Sam's wife looked at him sad
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When a
| Blonde jokes
When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row'
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What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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What do you call an aardvark that's been
| Aardvark jokes
What do you call an aardvark that's been thrown out of a pub? A barredvark!
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What does a basketball player do before he
| Sport jokes
What does a basketball player do before he blows out his candles? He makes a swish!
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A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny. The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned. The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled and said, “It really works!”