Be sure that you go
| School jokes
Be sure that you go straight home after school I can't, I live just round the corner !
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A logger is driving down the highway and
| Biologist jokes
A logger is driving down the highway and sees two botanists trying to measure the height of a small pine tree. Their tape measure is not long enough so one botanist stands on the shoulders of the other and attempts to extend the tape to the tree top but it is not long enough. While trying, h
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Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers?
| Marriage jokes
Q. How are husbands like lawn mowers? A. They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odours, and half the time they don't work.
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What do you call an ant who likes to be alone
| Ant jokes
What do you call an ant who likes to be alone ? An independant !
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What sickness do cowboys
| Cowboy jokes
What sickness do cowboys get from riding wild horses? Bronchitis (bronc-itis).
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Police Officer: Why are you driving in a bathing suit? Motorist: I’m in a car pool.