Why do vampires hate arguments?
| Vampire jokes
Why do vampires hate arguments? Because they make themselves cross.
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If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana
| Banana jokes
If a crocodile makes shoes, what does a banana make ? Slippers !
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A new man
| Police jokes
A new man is brought into Prison Cell 102. Already there is a long-time resident who looks 100 years old. The new man looks at the old-timer inquiringly. The old-timer says, "Look at me. I'm old and worn out. You'd never believe that I used to live the life of Riley. I wintered on the Riviera,
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What sort of net is
| Fishing jokes
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
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An 80-year-old man is having his annual checkup. The doctor asks him how he’s feeling. “I’ve never been better!” he replies. “I’ve got an 18-year-old bride who’s pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?” The doctor considers this for a moment, then says, “Well, let me tell you a story. I know a guy who’s an avid hunter. He never misses a season. But one day he’s in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabs his umbrella instead of his gun.” “So he’s in the woods,” the doctor continues, “and suddenly a grizzly bear appears in front of him! He raises up his umbrella, points it at the bear, and squeezes the handle. The bear drops dead in front of him, suffering from a bullet wound in his its chest.” “That’s impossible! Someone else must have shot that bear,” the man said. “Exactly.”