Coleman
| Humor jokes
Coleman moved to Wyoming and was sitting in the unemployment office applying for a job. "Have you any experience in coal mining?" asked the clerk. "Yeah, in Pennsylvania," he replied. "They're using that new safety lamp down there now, aren't they?" "Ah don't know, mister," said Coleman. "I
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The Zen Master is visiting New York
| Travel and tourist jokes
The Zen Master is visiting New York City from Tibet. He goes up to a hot dog vendor and says, "Make me one with everything." The hot dog vendor fixes a hot dog and hands it to the Zen Master, who pays with a $20 bill. The vendor puts the bill in the cash box and closes it. "Where's my chan
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These two old men are in a nursing home.
| Dirty jokes
These two old men are in a nursing home. They're talking and realize that it's been years since they have had sex. So they sneak out and go to the closest whorehouse. Once inside they go to the Pimp and ask for the two best girls. The Pimp thought "I'm not going to waste my two best girls on
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What does a monster mom say to her
| Monster jokes
What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime? Don't talk with someone in your mouth.
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What's an octopuses favourite latin
| Various animal jokes
What's an octopuses favourite latin saying? Squid pro quo!
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Q. What did the blonde’s left leg say to her right leg? A: Between the two of us, we can make a lot of money.