A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his

| Women jokes

At a family gathering, husband began teasing his wife about how she always get her way. "Honey," she said to her husband, "when I get my way, that's a compromise." "What is it when I get my way?" he was quick to ask. She replied, "That's a miracle!"

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Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup!

| Waiter jokes

Waiter, there's a dead fly in my soup! Yes sir, it's the hot water that kills them.

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A couple of young guys were fishing

| Fishing jokes

A couple of young guys were fishing at their special pond off the beaten track when out of the bushes jumped the game warden. Immediately, one of the boys threw his rod down and started running through the woods like a bat out of hell and hot on his heels came the game warden. After about a ha

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of

| Horse jokes

What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!

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Two Polish guys were taking their first train

| Ethnic jokes

Two Polish guys were taking their first train trip to Warsaw on the train. A vendor came down the corridor selling bananas which they'd never seen before. Each bought one. The first one eagerly peeled the banana and bit into it just as the train went into a tunnel. When the train emerged from the

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A panda walks into a restaurant, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats the sandwich, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the manager shouts, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn’t pay for your sandwich!” The panda yells back at the manager, “Hey man, I’m a PANDA! Look it up!” The manager opens his dictionary and sees the following definition for panda: “A tree dwelling marsupial of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”