What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of

A lady was walking down the street to

| Various animal jokes

A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey lad

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The head doctors in an insane asylum had

| Mental health jokes

The head doctors in an insane asylum had a meeting and decided that one of their patients was potentially well. So they decide to test him and take him to the movies. When they get to the movie theater, there are signs of wet paint pointing to the benches. The doctors just sit down, but the pa

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I was in a very generous mood today, a

| Marriage jokes

I was in a very generous mood today, a woman says to her friend. "I gave a poor beggar $25." "Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?" "He said, 'Thank you'. "

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How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright?

| Blonde jokes

How do you make a blondes eyes shine bright? Shine a torch in her ear!

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What do ghosts use to phone home?

| Telephone jokes

What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.

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What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!