Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny.

Do vampires get AIDS?

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Do vampires get AIDS?

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This is the difference between

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This is the difference between a lousy Golfer and a lousy Parachutist. The lousy Golfer goes splash then damn. The lousy Parachutist goes damn then splash.

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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles

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Monster: I've got to walk 25 miles home. Ghost: Why don't you take a train. Monster: I did once, but my mother made me give it back.

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Who was the best actor in the bible

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Who was the best actor in the bible ? Samson, he brought the house down !

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A Republican and a Democrat

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A Republican and a Democrat were walking down the street when they came to a homeless person. The Republican gave the homeless person his business card and told him to come to his business for a job. He then took twenty dollars out of his pocket and gave it to the homeless person. The Democr

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Customer: Waiter, this soup tastes funny. Waiter: So laugh, sir.