A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
| Cat jokes
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me...
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Why did the baby monster put his father
| Baby jokes
Why did the baby monster put his father in the freezer? Because he wanted frozen pop.
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Brian was dating
| Men jokes
Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the woods by the river. As
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the
| Rabbit jokes
Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.
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What's black, brown and white, black, brown
| Gorilla jokes
What's black, brown and white, black, brown and white, brown and white, etc.? A Gorilla riding down a snowbank!
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Why do accountants get excited on Saturdays? They can wear casual clothes to work’