What surfs the
| Internet jokes
What surfs the Internet and goes, 'Choo, Choo'? Thomas the Search Engine.
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What is small, furry and brilliant at sword
| Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and brilliant at sword fights ? A mouseketeer !
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What is the difference between a fisherman
| Fishing jokes
What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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Why did the monster drink ten liters of
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster drink ten liters of antifreeze? So that he didn't have to buy a winter coat.
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor
| Beauty jokes
First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.
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Which rabbit stole from the rich to give to the poor? Rabbit Hood.