Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire
| Firefighter jokes
Q.What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus ? A. FireWeb .... of course!
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What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced
| Snowman jokes
What kind of money do snowmen use? Iced lolly.
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A Texan farmer goes to Australia
| Farmer jokes
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large". Then they walk around the ranch a little and the Aussie shows off his her
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What do ghosts use to phone home?
| Telephone jokes
What do ghosts use to phone home? A terror-phone.
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Cash, check or charge? I asked after folding items the woman wished to purchase. As she fumbled for her wallet I notice a remote control for a television set in her purse. “Do you always carry your TV remote?” I asked. “No,” she replied. “But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him.”