Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the
| Aviation jokes
It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. "What are my choices?" he asked. "Yes or No," she replied.
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What famous painting do cows love to look
| Cow jokes
What famous painting do cows love to look at? The Moona Lisa!
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How do you make a moth bawl?
| Insect jokes
How do you make a moth bawl? Hit him with a fly swatter.
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A man walks outside to his car for work, when
| Gorilla jokes
A man walks outside to his car for work, when he notices a gorilla in his tree. He rushs to his phone book and finds the animal control number, calls and asks them to send over someone who's a gorilla expert. When the man arrives, he is carrying a shotgun, a chihuahua and a pair of handcuff
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First Witch: I went to the beauty parlor yesterday. I was there for three hours. Second Witch: Oh, what did you have done? First witch: Nothing, I was just going in for an estimate.