Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?
| Monster jokes
Why did the monster dye her hair yellow? To see if blondes have more fun.
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Have you heard my knock-knock joke?
| Blonde jokes
Have you heard my knock-knock joke? asked the blonde. No, said the brunette. Okay, said the blonde, you start.
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What happened when the owl lost his voice ?
| Bird jokes
What happened when the owl lost his voice ? He didn't give a hoot !
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And how much of that stack of hay did you
| Religious jokes
And how much of that stack of hay did you steal, Kavanaugh? the priest asked at confession. "I might as well confess to the whole stack, your Reverence," said Kavanaugh. "I'm goin' after the rest of it tonight!"
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Why did the footballer hold his
| Sport jokes
Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear? Because he liked sole music!
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It was mealtime on a small airline and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner. “What are my choices?” he asked. “Yes or No,” she replied.