Why did the bald man put a rabbit
| Hair and bald jokes
Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head? Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).
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Hello, police? Please send an officer over
| Telephone jokes
Hello, police? Please send an officer over to 324 London Road right away! Sorry, this isn't the police station. It's the Delicatessen. Oh. Well, in that case, please send over a pastrami sandwich!
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Dad, do you believe in Buddha? "Why, of
| Parent jokes
Dad, do you believe in Buddha? "Why, of course, but I think margarine is just as good."
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What would you get if you crossed a cow with a
| Cow jokes
What would you get if you crossed a cow with a rabbit? Hare in your milk!
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Did you hear about the cannibal who went
| Cannibal jokes
Did you hear about the cannibal who went vegetarian? He couldn't stop eating swedes.
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Q: What do a coffin and a condom have in common? A: They’re both filled with stiffs, one’s coming, one’s going.